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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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netherlands, embedded systems student (attempting to), he/him, 29 years old, programming, devops, rust, embedded development, retro computing, procrastinating

politics and gen ai are depressing, but i can't not talk about them. i do my best to cw them.

currently working on fedilite, a server-side rendered simple mastodon api client
git.sijman.nl/vijfhoek/fedilite

"you're not having an original hit bro, you're having a cache hit"
Location netherlands
Birthday 1997-01-18
Pronouns he/him (EN), hij/hem (NL)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwC0Db7oerM

i swear i haven't been able to make it through this one without tearing up, it's so beautiful
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@snow @eloy @jn you know http.cat

may i introduce: http.coffee (it does not exist neocat_sad)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@snow some day you're going to be reheating some midnight snack and click
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
5mo
@snow yooooo I got to do this, that's genius

(mine has the same problem)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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i'm flattered but no
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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an aws recruiter reached out to me on linkedin about joining their "european sovereignty team"

excuse me what
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@catsalad so much DOOM, but at least it's DOOM (re)posted by people I chose to follow. people I enjoy seeing scroll by on my screen
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
5mo
@bagder i'd like to buy it, i offer checks pockets 5 dollars!
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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head is owie
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@Stellar it's a liquid nap!
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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nothing went wrong!
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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messing with firewall settings over ssh.. what could possibly go wrong
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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"Manage 1237 vendors"

1237 tracking cookie vendors, I think that's a new PB
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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shoutout to github.com/DavidVentura/offline-translator

another Google service cut out of my life
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
5mo
Pressing F7 turns Caret Browsing on or off. This feature places a moveable cursor in web pages, allowing you to select text with the keyboard. Do you want to turn Caret Browsing on?
Yes 5 votes38%No 8 votes61%
13 users voted - Ended
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@novenary ahh my fridge does this too and i want to replace it

how expensive could it b... 600 EURO?!
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@mametsuko mame be europapaposting
:joost@mk.absturztau.be:1
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@Techaltar this could have been an ~e-mail~ poster
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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mk.absturztau.be/notes/ah9gvgr52klk045k
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@Ronflaix i know right?! it seems to be the new standard (over the old 3:30 gold standard) and I know a couple of 2:30 bangers that really need to be longer
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