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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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netherlands, embedded systems student (attempting to), he/him, 29 years old, programming, devops, rust, embedded development, retro computing, procrastinating

politics and gen ai are depressing, but i can't not talk about them. i do my best to cw them.

currently working on fedilite, a server-side rendered simple mastodon api client
git.sijman.nl/vijfhoek/fedilite

"you're not having an original hit bro, you're having a cache hit"
Location netherlands
Birthday 1997-01-18
Pronouns he/him (EN), hij/hem (NL)
Accept-Language en;q=1, nl;q=1, de;q=0.5
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@fediplayssnake doesn't feel so good
a notification with a fediplayssnake message, but it's word wrapped so there's spacing between each row of the game
:neofox_heart@donotsta.re:1:neofox_heart@fedi.miawgogo.me:1
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@davidgerard no intention to judge, just curious - this looks like a screenshot from fedi, why did you share a screenshot instead of boosting it?
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@jeder i claw grip and it really feels like it's made for that
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@jeder i like it
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
got an ultralight mouse (pulsar x2 crazylight) and wow
37 grams is insane
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@eloy and all it would've taken was a quick visit to www.pexels.com/search/steampunk clock/
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@eloy pain
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
delet apt
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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installing docker in an ubuntu docker image: takes 2 minutes
installing docker in an alpine docker image: takes 4 seconds

yeah that sounds about right
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@volpeon gosh I feel this so badly, my laptop at my previous job was a Latitude with a shit-era Core i7 (i7-8850H) which the laptop's shitty cooling system couldn't keep from throttling hard. while management got shiny 12th gen laptops.

still on a pretty old laptop for my new job, but that old laptop is an M1 Max with 1TB of storage and 32GB of RAM. I'll manage :)

(i'd rather use linux but macOS is certified good enough. much better than the windows i had to deal with last job)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@fediplayssnake Fedi is learning about delayed gratification neocat_laptop_notice
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
wikipedia be like
# Personal life
[person] is queer.
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@eniko you sharing a novel way to deal with this problem over the accepted alternatives is exactly why i enjoy reading these so much neocat_heart
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@jeder github.com/targetdisk/squid-dl (or use xargs -P)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@RWSverkeersinfo ja, breekbaar, dat zien we :)
een close-up van de "breekbaar"-tape op de verhusidoos
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@Gina the idea of getting a campervan has been living rent-free in my head for quite some time now :s
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@0xabad1dea i love cinnamon, i love cheesecake, guess i'm baking a pie tomorrow
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@0xabad1dea i really oughta try pumpkin pie someday, it sounds delicious
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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www.consilium.europa.eu/en/press/press-releases/2025/11/26/child-sexual-abuse-council-reaches-position-on-law-protecting-children-from-online-abuse/

it's for the children, people! just think of the children!
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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online privacy is so over
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