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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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netherlands, embedded systems student (attempting to), he/him, 29 years old, programming, devops, rust, embedded development, retro computing, procrastinating

politics and gen ai are depressing, but i can't not talk about them. i do my best to cw them.

currently working on fedilite, a server-side rendered simple mastodon api client
git.sijman.nl/vijfhoek/fedilite

Location
netherlands
Birthday
1997-01-18
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he/him (EN), hij/hem (NL)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
3mo
Hm, my local hardware store sells UTP CAT6 for €1,60/meter

And my local Action sells 10 meter pre-made FTP CAT6 cables for €3 each (which I could just cut up into €0,30/meter cable)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
3mo
ah yes, the 4 genders
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@eniko nothing quite like a terrifying texture of a flattened face staring deep into your soul
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
3mo
(Starbucks is finally leaving the University of Twente, where it was almost unanimously hated by students for being in the way of student workplaces, being loud and obnoxious, and way too expensive. Oh, and they didn't pay any rent because the uni wanted them here so badly)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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LEAVE NOW

AND NEVER

COME

BACK
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
3mo
@novenary could go in the bottom right
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@novenary i need that aperture sticker
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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2 am
go to bed
open yt
watch a couple shorts
3 am
fuck
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
3mo
zigbee stack
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
3mo
Oh IRC
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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haha yes
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
3mo
lecker kaffee trinken
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@jeder @slonk I swear there must be some kind of checklist people follow of mods you must do to your shitbox golf that don't look look good but you have to do if you want to belong

couple examples
- blacking out VW logos
- plastidipping rims/replacing with cheap aftermarket rims
- lowering the car beyond practicality
- lowering your driver seat beyond practicality
- muffler delete
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
3mo
I hate how predatory SaaS subscriptions are

like, pick your poison:
- Yearly, $42 a year, 7 days trial
- Monthly, $10 a month, no trial

shit's almost 3 times as expensive if you don't commit
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@sijmen though my laptop is wifi 7 ready now!
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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task paralysis o'clock
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@jeder @slonk oh i'll never understand why golf enthousiasts black out their badges on a black background, it's ugly as shit

my vw badge is black but it's on a white car so it doesn't look shit
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
3mo
@nonfedimemes this makes me think of Herobrine, except it's simultaneously a lot less and a lot more terrifying
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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Why are weird coffee perosn recipes always so oddly specific about stirring

Like

"Stir 3 times, once counterclockwise, twice clockwise, after 1 minute. At the 2 minute mark, stir 3 times again, making sure to scrape off the plunger"
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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americans not considering europe as one single cultural entity challenge (impossible)