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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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netherlands, embedded systems student (attempting to), he/him, 29 years old, programming, devops, rust, embedded development, retro computing, procrastinating

politics and gen ai are depressing, but i can't not talk about them. i do my best to cw them.

currently working on fedilite, a server-side rendered simple mastodon api client
git.sijman.nl/vijfhoek/fedilite

"you're not having an original hit bro, you're having a cache hit"
Location netherlands
Birthday 1997-01-18
Pronouns he/him (EN), hij/hem (NL)
Accept-Language en;q=1, nl;q=1, de;q=0.5
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
it actually matched it to a buzz lightyear figure in disneyland paris in a photo from 2007
a display of massive toy story 2 figures in disneyland paris, one of which is buzz lightyear
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
ahh, scrolling through your Immich instance's detected faces and suddenly
buzz lightyear jumpscare
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
nice
"69 Following"
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
It's back already? Was kinda looking forward to a day off
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
It's not CloudFlare

There's no way it was CloudFlare

It was CloudFlare
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
here we go again?
Zoom displaying a 500 Internal Server Error / cloudflare
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
Somehow my brain thought up a dream that I was actually awake and walking outside, and that the phone alarm that kept on blaring was part of the dream

I've snoozed my alarm for 2 hours straight
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
@dramypsyd That time of the year where I wish my car had a heated steering wheel
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
ah yes, people setting off fireworks already

and past midnight, too
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
@Ronflaix nothing quite like the unary plus operator in JavaScript that quietly casts to an integer

upside: at least it has a use
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
@algernon in my experience you will only feel more tired for the first ~hour after waking up after such a nap, and it'll get better after. so i say sleep
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
@catsalad (for the unitiated, TI Basic did not require closing parentheses at the end of the line
a TI-84 Plus CSE showing a TI Basic program, showing a couple lines that do not end with a paranthesis :For(I,0,259 :randInt(0,5)=0→L₁(I+1) :If L₁(I+1 :Output(int(I/26+1),remainder(I,26)+1,"X" :End
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
@catsalad a TI Basic enjoyer I see
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
@aral
Germany, a major Eurovision backer, had signalled it would not take part if Israel was barred. Germany's culture minister Wolfram Weimer told the Bild newspaper he welcomed the decision.

"Israel belongs to the Eurovision Song Contest like Germany belongs to Europe," he said.
what
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
@nova is that the tiniest mlem i spy
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
gosh i love ultralight mice to the point i might get another to live in my backpack

the office mice are so dang heavy
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
i was initially pretty reserved about Mastodon enabling backfilling by default, but i'm definitely noticing the boost in engagement when replying to popular posts. it's pretty nice, actually
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
@hrbrmstr No installation required. Just SSH. that sounds LLM af
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
Good! I was secretly hoping the EU Parliament would be against Chat Control
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
@MrLovenstein This made me relive my trauma of dropping my favourite mug on the floor

Then I glued it, but then the glue started dissolving in the coffee so I had to stop using it :(
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