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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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netherlands, embedded systems student (attempting to), he/him, 29 years old, programming, devops, rust, embedded development, retro computing, procrastinating

politics and gen ai are depressing, but i can't not talk about them. i do my best to cw them.

currently working on fedilite, a server-side rendered simple mastodon api client
git.sijman.nl/vijfhoek/fedilite



"you're not having an original hit bro, you're having a cache hit"
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netherlands
Birthday
1997-01-18
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he/him (EN), hij/hem (NL)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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haha butt
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Do you remember?
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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don't forget to vote for euro bills! deadline is tomorrow surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/neweuro/

(pick the birbs, do it)
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cve machine broke
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ohno
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Spe
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@catsalad \
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@doenges @amy i love them
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@EvoScale @eniko i honestly wonder what's worse

teens doomscrolling all day and night, or them doing marijuana occasionally
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@novenary @zaki honestly it was a pretty good explanation. i just googled the same thing again and got a piss poor explanation now

ai
thisIsFine
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@zaki "Because the world ran out of those addresses due to the billions of smartphones and smart devices online today, scientists created IPv6."

SCIENTISTS created ipv6

gosh
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@zaki hecking ai overview, i was just hoping for a meme to steal
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@zaki "do i look like i know what an ipv6 is?"
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@jvnknvlgl pov: you're doing ci
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@jvnknvlgl only 15 minutes?
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nlpol @eloy ondernemers wanneer ze niet genoeg letterlijk gratis geld krijgen:
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@jwildeboer @homelab so easy one could do it from the sofa
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cant sleeeeeeeep
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@aetios me accidentally dropping the bottle cap on the ground in switzerland
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@novenary banger
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