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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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netherlands, embedded systems student (attempting to), he/him, 28 years old, programming, devops, rust, embedded development, retro computing, procrastinating

currently working on fedilite, a server-side rendered simple mastodon api client
git.sijman.nl/vijfhoek/fedilite

Location netherlands
Birthday 1997-01-18
Pronouns he/him (EN), hij/hem (NL)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1w
@novenary probably the bar, before we switched to codeberg
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@ploum we were all happy when Mitchell Baker stepped down. somehow, we got someone even worse
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@novenary i probably accidentally hit space after typing yes or something
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1w
well fuck you too
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1w
what if you wanted to sleep but brain went brr
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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i swear the ✨ emoji awakens some murderous feelings inside me
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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if i want to use chatgpt i go to chatgpt dot com
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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i'm so fucking done with mozilla. i don't want your freaking ai bullshit. mozilla why are you so dead set on alienating your extremely limited audience
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1w
owiebackhurts
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@privateger @snow @lanodan i mean big tech has it all figured out

if message.source not in {google, microsoft, icloud}:
message.drop()
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@snow and i'm all for using llms for spam filtering. it's actually a great application for that.

just don't freaking send all your e-mail to big tech for crying out loud
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@snow yeah this gets more tempting with every passing second
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@snow lmao we were considering switching from spamassassin to rspamd at my study association, guess that's off the table
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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imagine we are a fallen civilization, and all future historians can go off is popular music, and they find shit like

"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes"
-"I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off"

totally a normal human interaction
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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nvm, it was firefox
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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twitch?
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@privateger oh good
the space in "Check Disk" somehow gave me bad vibes
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@privateger mighty sus tbh

sure that ain't malware?
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@SRLevine @alice @chipaaco Range Rover drivers know how this feels (when their car's in for repairs again)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@bert_hubert Ik kan hier echt pislink van worden. Zoals gewoonlijk wordt het energiegebruik van de industrie op de gewone mens afgeschoven, zodat zij hun verantwoordelijkheid niet hoeven te nemen. Niet tijdens de bitcoin-bubbel ("ja maar pintransacties gebruiken ook stroom!!"), en nu niet tijdens de AI/LLM-bubbel ("ja maar je foto's!"). En laten we nog niet eens beginnen over wegwerpplastics, vervoer of je lichten aan laten staan...