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netherlands, embedded systems student (attempting to), he/him, 29 years old, programming, devops, rust, embedded development, retro computing, procrastinating
politics and gen ai are depressing, but i can't not talk about them. i do my best to cw them.
currently working on fedilite, a server-side rendered simple mastodon api client
git.sijman.nl/vijfhoek/fedilite
#TransRights
#StopFascism
"you're not having an original hit bro, you're having a cache hit"
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Birthday
1997-01-18
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he/him (EN), hij/hem (NL)
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sijmen
@sijmen
@shrimp.vijf.life
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haha butt
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Do you remember?
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don't forget to vote for euro bills! deadline is tomorrow
surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/neweuro/
(pick the birbs, do it)
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cve machine broke
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ohno
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Spe
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@catsalad
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@doenges
@amy
i love them
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@EvoScale
@eniko
i honestly wonder what's worse
teens doomscrolling all day and night, or them doing marijuana occasionally
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@novenary
@zaki
honestly it was a pretty good explanation. i just googled the same thing again and got a piss poor explanation now
ai
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@sijmen
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@zaki
"Because the world ran out of those addresses due to the billions of smartphones and smart devices online today, scientists created IPv6."
SCIENTISTS created ipv6
gosh
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@zaki
hecking ai overview, i was just hoping for a meme to steal
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@zaki
"do i look like i know what an ipv6 is?"
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@jvnknvlgl
pov: you're doing ci
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@jvnknvlgl
only 15 minutes?
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nlpol
@eloy
ondernemers wanneer ze niet genoeg letterlijk gratis geld krijgen:
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@jwildeboer
@homelab
so easy one could do it from the sofa
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cant sleeeeeeeep
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@aetios
me accidentally dropping the bottle cap on the ground in switzerland
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@novenary
banger
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