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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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netherlands, embedded systems student (attempting to), he/him, 29 years old, programming, devops, rust, embedded development, retro computing, procrastinating

politics and gen ai are depressing, but i can't not talk about them. i do my best to cw them.

currently working on fedilite, a server-side rendered simple mastodon api client
git.sijman.nl/vijfhoek/fedilite

Location
netherlands
Birthday
1997-01-18
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he/him (EN), hij/hem (NL)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
not as good as the RadStation tho
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
ich: Mutti, kann ich PlayStation haben
mutti: Wir haben PlayStation zuhause
PlayStation zuhause:
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
stop the clock
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
name a more iconic duo
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwC0Db7oerM

i swear i haven't been able to make it through this one without tearing up, it's so beautiful
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
@snow @eloy @jn you know http.cat

may i introduce: http.coffee (it does not exist
neocat_sad)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
@snow some day you're going to be reheating some midnight snack and click
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
@snow yooooo I got to do this, that's genius

(mine has the same problem)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
@aetios remember to set up backups as it's still technically experimental software!
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
i'm flattered but no
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
an aws recruiter reached out to me on linkedin about joining their "european sovereignty team"

excuse me what
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
@novenary @aetios @xarvos or huh maybe not, i swear it did

anyway, it filtering out stuff that can really upset me on a bad day is worth it
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
@xarvos @novenary @aetios in iceshrimp it needs a word boundary around it, so rain and maintenance doesn't catch it
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
@novenary @aetios oh "j'ai"
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
@novenary @aetios why did this trigger my ai filter neobread_think
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
@catsalad so much DOOM, but at least it's DOOM (re)posted by people I chose to follow. people I enjoy seeing scroll by on my screen
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
@vkc yeah no the sparkle emoji is sadly very much equal to AI nowadays

which is funny, because i've always taken it to mean ✨ faked enthousiasm ✨ before techbros appropriated it, which honestly fits ai way too well as well
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2w
@bagder i'd like to buy it, i offer checks pockets 5 dollars!
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
3w
head is owie
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
3w
@Stellar it's a liquid nap!