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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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netherlands, embedded systems student (attempting to), he/him, 29 years old, programming, devops, rust, embedded development, retro computing, procrastinating

politics and gen ai are depressing, but i can't not talk about them. i do my best to cw them.

currently working on fedilite, a server-side rendered simple mastodon api client
git.sijman.nl/vijfhoek/fedilite

"you're not having an original hit bro, you're having a cache hit"
Location netherlands
Birthday 1997-01-18
Pronouns he/him (EN), hij/hem (NL)
Accept-Language en;q=1, nl;q=1, de;q=0.5
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
6mo
@snow if anyone should know better it must be bagder

then again, reviewing PRs with genAI might just be a necessary evil. fight slop with slop
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@algernon people who say redditors are dumb have never been on irc
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
meat eating @eniko ngl roasting entire chickens is one of the things i miss. coming home from school to see my mom preparing 2 whole chickens for the family was incredibly exciting

(have been considering bringing meat eating back in my life for special occasions, what's the difference in not eating meat 365 days a year or like 350 days a year anyway)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
me in 2014
a screenshot of Animal Crossing New Leaf, with villager Renée saying "Ooh! A dab! Yeah this is it! This is exactly what I wanted!". behind the textbox, Renée is holding the dab (the fish) I just gave her
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@kayleighbeard.music oh this is neat! thanks for sharing
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
lecker kaffee trinken
a v60 brewer brewing coffee, with a coffee grinder, electric gooseneck kettle and a filter coffee machine in the background, and a "lecker kaffee trinken" poster on the wall behind it
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@volpeon Microsoft, a couple years later: "How can we change them to create even more confusion neobread_think"
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
"I see you have been followed [tracking number]" ominous
an UPS ai support chat, with the following message: "Ik ben de virtuele assistent van UPS. Ik zie dat je gevolgd bent [tracking number]. Deze onderwerpen kunnen u helpen of stel een vraag:"
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
at least they're honest
screenshot of a readme: CalDAV Web Client A modern, web-based CalDAV client built with Flask that provides a calendar interface for managing events across multiple calendars. Perfect for connecting to Nextcloud, Baikal, Radicale, and other CalDAV servers. 🚨🚨🚨THIS IS 100% VIBE/AI CODED. DO NOT DEPLOY IN A PRODUCTION ENVIRNOMENT WITHOUT ADDITIONAL SECURITY/CODE REVIEW🚨🚨🚨
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@jeder bright green chilli peppers
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@novenary just about any software has an "play next" and "add last" feature yeah, how hard can that be
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
spotify should turn off shuffle if you click the first song in an album
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
it's even worse on a hi-dpi display
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
macOS, once the peak of UI design, feat. an off-center printer icon
a screenshot of two icons from the macOS menu bar, showing a perfectly centered webcam icon on the right, but an off-center printer warning icon on the left
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
@j_r @jwildeboer it's just a link to your internet banking, so if your bank has got a normal internet banking interface you can use that as well.

it just shows a big honking qr code by default because most people do their internet banking from their phone, but there's an equally button to pay from your browser
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
@schmitzel76 @jwildeboer "we only see a Wero logo next to the iDEAL logo" yes, because Wero is iDEAL. they're just slowly transitioning the brand name to not confuse and/or worry people
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
i oughta play the guitar more often

need me some hobbies that don't involve computers
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
nothing quite like a 3d print failing in the last couple layers
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
@RanaldClouston @catsalad pictures taken moments before ketchupstrophe
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
8mo
@eniko @ratsnakegames that'll have to come anyway whenever future eni can be bothered to implement rebindable keys neofox_sip
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