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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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netherlands, embedded systems student (attempting to), he/him, 28 years old, programming, devops, rust, embedded development, retro computing, procrastinating

currently working on fedilite, a server-side rendered simple mastodon api client
git.sijman.nl/vijfhoek/fedilite

Location
netherlands
Birthday
1997-01-18
Pronouns
he/him (EN), hij/hem (NL)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
Oh IRC
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
haha yes
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
lecker kaffee trinken
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@jeder @slonk I swear there must be some kind of checklist people follow of mods you must do to your shitbox golf that don't look look good but you have to do if you want to belong

couple examples
- blacking out VW logos
- plastidipping rims/replacing with cheap aftermarket rims
- lowering the car beyond practicality
- lowering your driver seat beyond practicality
- muffler delete
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
I hate how predatory SaaS subscriptions are

like, pick your poison:
- Yearly, $42 a year, 7 days trial
- Monthly, $10 a month, no trial

shit's almost 3 times as expensive if you don't commit
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
@sijmen though my laptop is wifi 7 ready now!
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
task paralysis o'clock
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@jeder @slonk oh i'll never understand why golf enthousiasts black out their badges on a black background, it's ugly as shit

my vw badge is black but it's on a white car so it doesn't look shit
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
@nonfedimemes this makes me think of Herobrine, except it's simultaneously a lot less and a lot more terrifying
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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Why are weird coffee perosn recipes always so oddly specific about stirring

Like

"Stir 3 times, once counterclockwise, twice clockwise, after 1 minute. At the 2 minute mark, stir 3 times again, making sure to scrape off the plunger"
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
americans not considering europe as one single cultural entity challenge (impossible)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
gts.vijf.life has now been deprecated
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
before and after

fedi does feel a lot more alive with custom emoji doesn't it
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
turns out the hackaday logo is a pretty good image for a template rendering error

(it errored while rendering a
@hackaday post)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
@novenary freaking nature being imperfect >:(
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
@sijmen @sodiboo @novenary just like when e.g. federation breaks due to some misconfiguration (e.g. .well-known breaking), and nothing in Element warns you about that
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
@novenary @sodiboo it should at least spit out some warning for all homeserver admins, like e.g. nextcloud does in the settings
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
just setting up my shrmp