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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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netherlands, embedded systems student (attempting to), he/him, 29 years old, programming, devops, rust, embedded development, retro computing, procrastinating

politics and gen ai are depressing, but i can't not talk about them. i do my best to cw them.

currently working on fedilite, a server-side rendered simple mastodon api client
git.sijman.nl/vijfhoek/fedilite
Location netherlands
Birthday 1997-01-18
Pronouns he/him (EN), hij/hem (NL)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2mo
an aws recruiter reached out to me on linkedin about joining their "european sovereignty team"

excuse me what
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2mo
@catsalad so much DOOM, but at least it's DOOM (re)posted by people I chose to follow. people I enjoy seeing scroll by on my screen
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2mo
@vkc yeah no the sparkle emoji is sadly very much equal to AI nowadays

which is funny, because i've always taken it to mean ✨ faked enthousiasm ✨ before techbros appropriated it, which honestly fits ai way too well as well
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2mo
@bagder i'd like to buy it, i offer checks pockets 5 dollars!
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2mo
head is owie
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2mo
@Stellar it's a liquid nap!
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2mo
nothing went wrong!
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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messing with firewall settings over ssh.. what could possibly go wrong
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2mo
"Manage 1237 vendors"

1237 tracking cookie vendors, I think that's a new PB
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2mo
shoutout to github.com/DavidVentura/offline-translator

another Google service cut out of my life
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2mo
Pressing F7 turns Caret Browsing on or off. This feature places a moveable cursor in web pages, allowing you to select text with the keyboard. Do you want to turn Caret Browsing on?
Yes 5 votes38%No 8 votes61%
13 users voted - Ended
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2mo
@novenary ahh my fridge does this too and i want to replace it

how expensive could it b... 600 EURO?!
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2mo
@mametsuko mame be europapaposting
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@Techaltar this could have been an ~e-mail~ poster
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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3

mk.absturztau.be/notes/ah9gvgr52klk045k
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2mo
@Ronflaix i know right?! it seems to be the new standard (over the old 3:30 gold standard) and I know a couple of 2:30 bangers that really need to be longer
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2mo
@babe how do you do, fellow linux users (this is my work laptop, I do run fedora on my desktop and personal laptop)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2mo
hm, looking in the home work commute json, and it mentions Honjo-Azumabashi Station, Tokyo. funny, since i very much do not live in japan
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@mustikkasoppa @0xabad1dea finnish keyboard layout strikes again! (jk, love suomi)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
2mo
aha, it's videos I uploaded to youtube, fair enough