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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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netherlands, embedded systems student (attempting to), he/him, 29 years old, programming, devops, rust, embedded development, retro computing, procrastinating

politics and gen ai are depressing, but i can't not talk about them. i do my best to cw them.

currently working on fedilite, a server-side rendered simple mastodon api client
git.sijman.nl/vijfhoek/fedilite
Location netherlands
Birthday 1997-01-18
Pronouns he/him (EN), hij/hem (NL)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
gotta love winter when the brake pedal becomes the bRRrrrRRrrRrrrrRrr pedal (while you're along for the ride)
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1mo
@louis Kubernetes can do anything from five nines to automatically shooting yourself in the foot
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1mo
thank u mr thunderbird
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1mo
@mametsuko they're upset the NS app is broken
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1mo
i'll always love the dutch warning sign for slippery conditions.

in most countries, the tracks just wiggle around a bit. in the netherlands, the car just did a full 180 and is about to tip over
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
@jeder was is'n das für'n kombi‽
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1mo
@junk congrats, you win the first teary eyed laugh of 2026
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
getting tailgated in black ice prone conditions ✅
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1mo
day 2 of no processed sugar january:

aaaaa the cravings aaaa
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
@novenary haha yes

i've got an industrialppc in my PC, and it shoots up to 3000rpm on boot. at 140mm that moves a lot of air lol
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
@aetios GLS kennende komt het waarschijnlijk überhaupt nooit aan
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
@catsalad if it is consensual, perhaps?
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
pet peeve: blue christmas lights. blue is not a christmas colour. christmas is green and red, and a bunch of warm colours

also blue leds are just jarring
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
@jwildeboer Do you still do the occasional set now, or have you left that in the '90s?
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
@neauoire 10 years?! that's cool as shit. being on the water for a longer period of time definitely is a bullet list thing
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1mo
@krist @jwildeboer "I like this and it's important to me" -"Yeah but it sucks" ah yes the internet
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
@snow so does mine, looking very aesthetic in the process! (feat. my hair)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
re: alcohol mention @aetios moet ik ook keertje maken hierro (op de supermarkt van de campus verkopen ze gewoon clubmate)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
1mo
@foone i wonder how far into production the blister strips get cut up into sizes the we know
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1mo
alcohol mention @aetios nah, just have a(nother) beer or two and keep at it