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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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we did it reddit
a screenshot of Klarna, saying I owe them €0,00
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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goodbye
"A Klarna account deletion screen titled 'We're sorry to see you go,' asking why the user wants to delete their account. Selected reasons include 'I don't use Klarna right now,' 'I want to delete my data,' and 'Other reason.' A text field says, 'Klarna makes it too easy to get into crippling debt.' A 'Continue' button appears at the bottom."
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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hate
A Klarna account retention screen titled 'Take a break, keep your account open for free.' It explains benefits of keeping the account, including that it's free to keep open, has flexible payment options, and offers convenience and control. Two buttons appear at the bottom: 'Keep account' and 'Delete account.'
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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fuck offff
A Klarna account deletion confirmation screen titled 'Are you sure you want to delete your account?' It warns that deleting the account will remove access to account history, requires no outstanding payments or active purchases before closing, and that some data must be retained for legal reasons. A checkbox says, 'I understand this will permanently delete my account and cannot be undone.' Buttons at the bottom say 'Keep account' and 'Delete account.'
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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and of course it's gonna take 30 days
We're sorry to see you go

We received your request, and your account will now be locked. It may take up to 30 days to delete your account and data.

A confirmation will be sent to your email when the process is complete.

Note: Using your previous email or phone number to log in to Klarna after the account deletion has been completed will set up a new account for you. You’re always welcome to start fresh with us.
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[GRLC] le rouge vire au bleu marine et je dégueule leur doctrine @novenary@akko.wtf
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@sijmen fucking dark patterns man, that's disgusting
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mame muumimamma @mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be
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@sijmen dit is vervelend
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Domobert Dak ubuntu ducc @domodak@miniwa.moe
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@sijmen

Imagine drug-dealers would talk with junkies in the same way.

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