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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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netherlands, embedded systems student (attempting to), he/him, 29 years old, programming, devops, rust, embedded development, retro computing, procrastinating

politics and gen ai are depressing, but i can't not talk about them. i do my best to cw them.

currently working on fedilite, a server-side rendered simple mastodon api client
git.sijman.nl/vijfhoek/fedilite



"you're not having an original hit bro, you're having a cache hit"
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netherlands
Birthday
1997-01-18
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he/him (EN), hij/hem (NL)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
Made the best of what I had

- Oven (3600W) has its own circuit
- Dishwasher (2400W) has its own circuit
- Oven-microwave-combo (3600W, or like 1250W while microwaving) and coffee machine (10A) share the same circuit, instructed parents to not fully utilise the combo while making coffee (microwave is fine)
- Quooker (1600W) is now on the "general" circuit together with the fridges (yes, plural) and a bunch of random shit in the house like lighting
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
And now to finish on a high (voltage) note: the 3-phase induction stove's socket is also just chilling on the floor
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
This kitchen is a gift that keeps on giving. On the other side, there's more of the same (except there's no high power shit on this side luckily)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
Connected to this power strip: microwave-oven-combination (3600W), dishwasher (2400W), kitchen outlet with coffee machine (1860W) and milk foamer (490W) for a total of 8350W. All that connected to a power strip rated for 3680W
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
WHAT THE FUCK
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
Okay what the actual fuck
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@eniko I've been having so many issues with ddg on firefox mobile specifically. I wonder whose fault it is though
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
Oh dear, I’m at my parents’ place and I’m hearing complaints that the outlet in the kitchen isn’t working. I start by plugging in a phone charger and immediately hear that characteristic crackling of a bad connection.

Alright, so I go look for the breaker (apparently the outlet was on the circuit “Oven 2” - new construction, by the way), unscrew everything, and cut through a bead of sealant because apparently gluing your outlet in place is convenient.

Turns out: there’s a stranded wire coming out of the wall. Unconventional, but sure. But here’s where it goes wrong: the end of this wire was tinned and, together with a solid-core wire (which goes to outlet 2), shoved into the screw terminal of outlet 1. This tinned wire had deformed (because yeah, tin is soft) and had come loose.

Oh, and the live wire coming out of the wall is black (switch controlled live) instead of brown (live).

I really hope this was installed by some amateur handyman and not a real electrician, because otherwise it would be very embarrassing.
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
people watching reels in public transport on full volume ❤️
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
meanwhile, waiting for my tumble dryer to finish so i have trousers to wear
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
dbrand doing god's work
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@max @forumstandaardisatie Denk dat we hier niet uit gaan komen
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
i'm gonna say it i have to say it i kinda like the official mastodon app
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@wander @forumstandaardisatie Ja je wil wel echt .nl denk ik (hoe mooi ook)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@max @forumstandaardisatie Uiteraard moet .overheid.nl ook gewoon werken, als doorverwijzing naar .gov.nl
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@max @forumstandaardisatie Mwah, 9 (incl punt) bovenop de URL. Om een eerder voorbeeld aan te halen: coronadashboard.overheid.nl versus coronadashboard.gov.nl. Vind ik de tweede wel eleganter (vooral als het op een scherm van een telefoon moet passen)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@forumstandaardisatie Hebben jullie wel eens .gov.nl overwogen, net als het .gov.uk van het VK? .rijksoverheid.nl is wat aan de lange kant namelijk. Liever Nederlands natuurlijk, maar "overheid" laat zich wat lastig afkorten.
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@snow it'd probably be "oh gosh, please don't mind the mess" here
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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@Matthijs85 Ook wel weer mooi dat er dus blijkbaar geen clausules voor dit soort dingen in het contract staan.

Soevereiniteit was prioriteit 1, en ze hebben niet de moeite genomen om die prioriteit 1 contractueel vast te leggen?
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
eupol so upset about chat control

i was always pro-EU and now I'm starting to have my doubts
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