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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
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netherlands, embedded systems student (attempting to), he/him, 29 years old, programming, devops, rust, embedded development, retro computing, procrastinating

politics and gen ai are depressing, but i can't not talk about them. i do my best to cw them.

currently working on fedilite, a server-side rendered simple mastodon api client
git.sijman.nl/vijfhoek/fedilite

"you're not having an original hit bro, you're having a cache hit"
Location netherlands
Birthday 1997-01-18
Pronouns he/him (EN), hij/hem (NL)
Accept-Language en;q=1, nl;q=1, de;q=0.5
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
I hate how predatory SaaS subscriptions are

like, pick your poison:
- Yearly, $42 a year, 7 days trial
- Monthly, $10 a month, no trial

shit's almost 3 times as expensive if you don't commit
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@sijmen though my laptop is wifi 7 ready now!
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
task paralysis o'clock
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@jeder @slonk oh i'll never understand why golf enthousiasts black out their badges on a black background, it's ugly as shit

my vw badge is black but it's on a white car so it doesn't look shit
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@nonfedimemes this makes me think of Herobrine, except it's simultaneously a lot less and a lot more terrifying
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
Why are weird coffee perosn recipes always so oddly specific about stirring

Like

"Stir 3 times, once counterclockwise, twice clockwise, after 1 minute. At the 2 minute mark, stir 3 times again, making sure to scrape off the plunger"
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
americans not considering europe as one single cultural entity challenge (impossible)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
gts.vijf.life has now been deprecated
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
before and after

fedi does feel a lot more alive with custom emoji doesn't it
the before image of a status, with custom emojis showing up in their :emojiname: format
an after image of a status, with custom emojis showing up properly
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
turns out the hackaday logo is a pretty good image for a template rendering error

(it errored while rendering a @hackaday post)
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@novenary freaking nature being imperfect >:(
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@sijmen @sodiboo @novenary just like when e.g. federation breaks due to some misconfiguration (e.g. .well-known breaking), and nothing in Element warns you about that
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
@novenary @sodiboo it should at least spit out some warning for all homeserver admins, like e.g. nextcloud does in the settings
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sijmen @sijmen@shrimp.vijf.life
7mo
just setting up my shrmp
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